My middle finger salutes you.
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Life can be a bitch, so can I.
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Close your legs, not your heart.
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The lottery: voluntary taxation.
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Earth. Ingredient: Mostly Idiots.
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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I never have enough middle fingers.
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I have PMS. Pissed at Men Syndrome!
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I don’t lie, I speak fiction.
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Can’t stand me? Then sit down.
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Wanna hear a joke? Our relationship.
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If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
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Men get laid, but women get screwed.
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Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
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Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
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