My middle finger salutes you.

Life can be a bitch, so can I.

Close your legs, not your heart.

The lottery: voluntary taxation.

Earth. Ingredient: Mostly Idiots.

To err is human, to arr is pirate.

I never have enough middle fingers.

I have PMS. Pissed at Men Syndrome!

I don’t lie, I speak fiction.

Can’t stand me? Then sit down.

Wanna hear a joke? Our relationship.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Men get laid, but women get screwed.

Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.

Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.